du4ne:

i hope you didnt expect funny original posts when you followed me

andrvw:

blonted:

pic of your face=60 notes

pics of your body=400 notes

what matters more 

your heart

sneakpeekaboo:

1000 followers!

i’d like to thank myself and well me because i’m the reason i have reached this milestone.
i have accomplished much considering I am not an attractive gay male or I haven’t posted nudes and wow I am amazing! 

jankyass:

beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer

catholicnun:

i guess that’s just how life is sometimes

therarescizor:

stfuprincess:

therarescizor:

Me: send me nudes

Girl: No. 

Me:

Douche bags ^

What is that i hear?

is that the shriek of a salty ass hoe in the air? 

chocolatebearturk:

theyellovvbrickroad:

my hobbies include creating natural disasters, letting infectious diseases spread and condemning sinners to hell

They also include loving you (even the sinners), raising you up when you are low, supporting you in your darkest hours by providing you with a guiding light, and preparing a home for you to stay in for eternity by my side.

YOU GOT IT DUDE

byle:

my dad asked what i was doing so i said ‘ur mum’